Tuesday, July 12, 2005

17 year-old me hates 26 year-old me

Goddamn. It's a good thing that I didn't figure out how to travel through time until I was 25, because if 17 year-old me had known that I would ever be telling people how good this here new Dwight Yoakam song is...I shudder at the thought.

Let's just say it wouldn't be pretty.

That said, 17 year-old me is lucky that I've become more tolerant in my old age or he might be getting a visit from a mysterious but strangely familiar barber from the future. A bit of helpful advice to all the 17 year-olds and 40 year-olds out there: ponytails are for girls. There are no exceptions to this rule.

And that goes double for you, Steven Seagal.

Note: to actually download the song you'll either need to be a Salon subscriber or watch a quick Flash ad for a one-day pass. Sorry about that. Salon is pretty rock-awesome, so maybe you'll think it's worth the bother.


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