Friday, July 22, 2005

Raise a Little Hell

Ok, so I continue to be spited by Promo Girl in my pursuit of a CBC retro t-shirt, despite the fact that I've sent in the correct answer to her riddles no less than three times this week alone. That said, I'd like to go on the record and risk my reputation on the following bet, despite the fact that I'll still be spited by blasted Promo Girl:

Randy Bachman is the mysterious voice on the phone.

How do I know this, you ask? I'm basing my guess on 3 simple facts:

1. Randy Bachman was the victim in a previous crime, which would make him an unlikely suspect.

2. Randy Bachman HATES world music. Actually, this isn't a fact...I don't even know this for sure...but I mean, this is Randy Bachman we're talking about here. Can you see him in a drum circle at Hillside? I didn't think so.

3. The answer to the final clue in this contest was "Raise a Little Hell" by Trooper. And guess who produced Trooper's self-titled first album?

Randy Bachman. That's who.

(Get it? "And guess who produced..."? Guess Who? Oh c'mon now, people.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say you totally missed the boat. It's Jian, clearly.

Also I'm going to go out on another limb and say that we're huge CBC nerds and 99% of people have no bloody clue what we're talking about and as such you are totally alienating your "audience"


3:44 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

But Jian is so obvious! I guess that's what killed me the last time, when I thought that they couldn't possibly go for something so simple...

As for my "audience"...they're loyal enough to stick with me through my CBC ravings. I have faith.

And if not, there are lots of poo and fart jokes to come folks - stay tuned.

3:53 PM  

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