Monday, July 25, 2005

Just in case you need a summer project

For all you idle mad scientists out there: know that someone has gone to the trouble on doing a feasability report for you on different methods for destroying the Earth. My favourite is the Von Neumann machine method, a staggering 80% plausability.

On an unrelated note, I've decided what I want for my birthday.


Blogger Anthony Maragna said...


How dare you - I say again, because I said it in an earlier post, how dare you - popularize ways to destroy the earth. Don't you realize that this is your home? How would you like it if somebody came and demolished your new apartment? Huh? That's right; you wouldn't.
On a more positive note, you would know exactly what was destroyed by calling your credit card company and asking them for that list of stuff you gave them. Oh, wait, you wouldn't know, because you didn't give that information to the credit card company. You didn't do it because you hate them.

How dare you.

6:58 PM  

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