Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Punshine Boy!

In writing this I am risking mixing my two online careers of writer and model, but one must take such risks once in a while. That said, I will now point you over to the lovely PunGents. They've gone against their normally excellent taste in models in making me this week's Punshine Boy, so take a gander.

And on a slightly more disturbing, shocking and hilarious note, I have just found out that my colourblind, fourth-grade teacher Mr M was arrested on the weekend for shooting a man in the ass. You know, with a gun. Turns out that the guy had been innocently running out of the house with his pants down after having been caught humping Mr M's wife. This is why people owning guns in their houses is BAD.

Don't get me wrong. You are definitely playing with fire when you are humping your neighbour's wife in his house...but in the grand scheme of things this was not worth getting shot over. Perhaps the bullet wound in his ass will be an effective permanent reminder of that fact.

1 Comments:

Blogger Cupcake Man said...

thanks for the link, and congrats on your PunShine superstardom. A more than worthy candidate!

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